Un lapin part à la chasse de Bruce The Wonder Yak!

Bruce The Wonder Yak

Tout le monde nous demande pourquoi le nom YAKYAKYAK.FR ? Et quel est le rapport avec le montage, avec Final Cut Pro ? Tout part d’un Easter Egg (oeuf de pâques) des développeurs dans Final Cut Pro, qui en fonction de certaines manipulations vous pouvait faire apparaitre un petit YAK ayant pour nom Bruce. Très vite, le bruit se répandit entre les monteurs et la chasse au Yak était lancée.

Pierre Dandumont, du très bon blog le journal du lapin et journaliste pour Canard PC, revient sur Bruce the wonder Yak, et surtout il a enquêté sur toutes les manières de chasser le Yak dans toutes les versions de Final Cut Pro, avant que celui ci ne soit exilé. Je vous invite donc à lire l’article de Pierre si vous voulez connaitre toutes les astuces pour retrouver Bruce et de le voir en action !

Ci dessus retrouvez toutes les pensées de Bruce the Yak qu’il pouvait laisser apparaitre :

  • If we can’t ship this puppy by then, we might as well be herding yaks.
  • I’m glad it’s getting weird again. I didn’t understand it when it wasn’t weird.
  • More lizards, fewer bugs.
  • It’s not awful by some of our standards.
  • I speak for us, all three of me.
  • With a rotary attachment like that it’s already interesting to me.
  • That’s the pain that keeps on giving.
  • Am I going to get killed if I walk through here?
  • I’ve got a slimy stick
  • The yellow snow ones have been really popular.
  • The teeth marks, you know, they just don’t say squirrel.
  • Did we just have an HR moment?
  • We’re still almost done again.
  • You’ll notice a lack of crystal balls in this office.
  • We have a plan, we just need to tackle him.
  • It’s hard to be mad in fuzzy slippers.
  • Do you have an chickens that you want to sacrifice at this tim?
  • Exploding trail mix strikes again.
  • Someone barfed performance all over our shoes.
  • Call it art and buy a frame.
  • Are we letting him modify code?
  • All through art school… I was clean!
  • If you’d filmed it right the first time, you wouldn’t have to cut it.
  • I don’t think I was tall enough to get on this ride.
  • The answer is violence.
  • Programatically generated violence?!?
  • Stimulants for everyone.
  • I have enough seeding in my life. I don’t need them in my grapes.
  • What’s next for our headless friend?
  • They’re too busy rioting.
  • All of our balls are effectively juggled.
  • But they looked cute online.
  • It’s not like you put it in your mouth.
  • Once you change how you think it makes sense.
  • Are headless yak bites appropriate for younger viewers?
  • So maybe you can tell me how this is supposed to work?Is Marketing under NDA?
  • I’m sooo a rock star already.
  • Why does feature creep have to sound so ominous?
  • You know they were peeing in the pond and now no one wants to drink.
  • Stop messing with the tail of my stuffed animal.
  • Drop ribs, not frames.
  • Holy shh…oes!
  • If we’re not going to do it we should do it now. If we are going to do it we should wait.
  • I’d be less concerned if it weren’t for the squeeling animal sound that preceded it.
  • Just put a fresh diaper on it and ship it!
  • Who is Mark Good anyway?
  • He’s kind of middle-aged, but he might not have a head.
  • Semi-transparent hangover.
  • Your brothers and sisters still exist when you aren’t on the phone with them.
  • That’s a better finger than all five.
  • It’s easy to rock when you’re in a great band.
  • The best thing about living in San Francisco is that you have time to make a full build on your way home.
  • Understanding threads in a C++ world is like getting a root canal.
  • This is terribly unsatisfying.
  • It’s far more satisfying if you throw it at someone.
  • That would be better on a hot dog bun.
  • The C switch statement: Mmmmmm! Chock full of nooses!
  • That would be like crossing the streams or something.
  • Mmmm… Chicago style pizza!
  • I’ve got my blankie, I’m good to go.
  • A lot of this job is mental.
  • “Mostly clockwise, sometimes reverses…”
  • What’s the sound of one luma clamping?
  • I just wanna be in the app!
  • Oh, rough and woeful music which we have! Cause it to sound!
  • The Yak is a delightful creature… rather like a visit with a bovine Confucious
  • Nobody might know anything.
  • I don’t know, somehow it just works.
  • How do you tempt a Yak?
  • Chocolate covered espresso beans!
  • We’re not the engineers you’re looking for. Move along, move along.
  • The little cartoon man is messing with my head!
  • Speed kills, but sync maims.
  • It’s compatible with it’s legacy.
  • Twix bars: A brand-new bad habit!
  • Many Yaks were exploited during the creation of this product.
  • I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of nuclear weapons in this product.
  • I’m concerned because the cow sounded pretty threatening.
  • I am NOT a mad cow!
  • I don’t care who’s on the other end of the phone… Hang it up!
  • I have deniable plausibility.
  • Note to the galley: Romulan Cosmos no longer to be served on school nights!
  • Carrot and a footprint.
  • Asteriskified?
  • Where’s a single Yak to go now that the Edit Bar is gone?
  • Aaargh, I forgot to pay the rent!
  • When you have a car that’s that uncool, you just gotta drive stupid.
  • Did it happen with yesterday’s umbrella?
  • When can I do color correction by the pool?
  • Are you filling his head with chocolate?
  • The lights going off at midnight, it’s almost like a slap in the face… Hey, stupid, it’s tomorrow!
  • Yeah, that’s covered under item #152.
  • I was probably the last one to see him alive.
  • We’re not play’in poker here.
  • All I want for Christmas is a stack trace!
  • Think PIKE!
  • Don’t look at me. They’re not my flying monkeys.
  • What, were you expecting “Moo” or something?
  • This is not a Yak Bite.
  • Somehow I can’t convince myself that this isn’t all just one big hack.
  • At least Spock had stone knives and bear skins!
  • It’s a single malt problems.
  • Everyone drops it the first time.
  • OK… who’s job is it to write the Flush Wizard?
  • Controlled evil is not necessarily bad.
  • Pinky, are you thinking what I’m thinking? I think so, Brain… but can you do that with a Yak?
  • It’s like a gob of peanut butter for the roof of your brain.
  • Savor the unbridled complexity that we’ve crafted for you.
  • Look, there’s no such thing as a ‘Clacker’!
  • Don’t panic – everything is under control. There is no fire. Have a great day.
  • Get rid of the spasmic “U”.
  • That’s my fault originally, but many others are to blame since.
  • The disco ball is spinning, but no one’s home.
  • There were many lessons learned during the early years.
  • That movie had plot holes big enough to drive whole other movies through!
  • Please refrain from sucking.
  • I’m highly in favor of putting in code to do stuff.
  • I want to see lots of deliminators.
  • Can I get that for free?
  • Wrong thinking will be punished. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded.
  • All right, Who replaced the Oscillation OverThruster with an AutoSyncDetector?
  • Will, you’re scaring the children.
  • Didn’t this used to be purple?
  • Hellooooo! I’m trying to edit here!
  • Remember– thingies are free!
  • …and so forth and so on…
  • That and a folded napkin will level a chair.
  • Oops, It works!
  • Free drink? That just cost me $200!
  • Don’t lick your zipper.
  • I went to pull it out and it was like three feet long.
  • Kinda cool; kind of a hack. Like so much of this business.
  • Salad is a lot of work!
  • The opposite of “weird” is “boring”.
  • Do or do not. There is no don’t.
  • Thirty quatloos says it crashes during launch!
  • Check your Caps Lock key.
  • …by an expert. Worse, a committee of experts.
  • There’s a disease going around in QA right now. Stay away from those guys.
  • What? You were expecting a paper clip?
  • Personally, I _like_ editing under a tree!
  • We’re going to leave the underwear in the tutorial.
  • Ok, Nobody prints, Nobody gets hurt!
  • Please hold for the next available consumer.
  • Cows didn’t have dynamite and steam shovels.
  • This is so lame it hurts.
  • She’s speaking in tongues.
  • I was the innocent victim of a drive by coding.
  • It’s all wired up… we just have to turn it on.
  • Where’s the ‘Poof’ manager?It’s the international symbol for “Your zipper’s open”.
  • There exists, but you can’t get there from here.
  • There was a memo?
  • That’s a little too non-virtual for this group.
  • These buttons are… Bonk with Wrench, I Love Lightning, and Enjoy Fireworks from Lakefront.
  • It also doesn’t read French novels.
  • I am SO 29.97 all the way!
  • Well, and 7 is more than 6.
  • Two “its” can be a “them”.
  • I assume you stayed away from the snapping turtles in the pool.
  • I’ve been here before
  • You can call me Bruce the Wonder Yak.

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